What we're hearing from our children this week:
- "I think I might be going to prison?!"
- "You won't get respect if your back is not erect" (Me: huh? sit up straight, whaaat?)
- "No, he was trying to kill me with a metal rake not a plastic one!"
- "You are so pretty Mommy (as he pets my hair..pause, pause) can I have some candy?"
- "Mom, look!" (as he shoves his finger under my nose) "That is what my feet sweat smells like!" (with a HUGE, proud smile on his face)
- "Mom, if we just stare at the phone she might call and say he can come over!" (Me: it is 10:05pm, Chuck's Mom isn't going to be calling!) "Well, just stare really hard!!"
- "Does that fart smell?...I think it smells."
- "Mom, you are so weak!" (My Mom: Don't say that about your Mom) "Well, Grandma she is...the trainer lady was holding her up!"
- "It's OK that we are playing (staying up) late...we are totally free tomorrow"
- "Help you, help you" (That's how Cohen asks for help)
- "I only had two brownies at Grandma's and a Snickers, can I have my Hersey's bar when we get home?"
Aww...the joy of children!
3 comments:
Classic moments! You'll be so glad you journaled these. Sounds like my kids with the sugar and especially Jake with the crazy boy smelly stuff. Thanks for the laugh! I was going to do a post of the same title yesterday. Great minds think alike. Funny girl.
Take care, Christine
oh that is too funny!!!! they are ALL funny!!!!! LOVE THESE!!! I like that "trainer lady" I should go by that name all the time!!!! hahaha!!!!
I just love reading all of these things that children say. You can definitely tell you have little boys and that the talk through those blue megaphones. ;)
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